Choosing the right gift is important. I have no doubt you have someone in your life who is hard to please, so here are some suggestions.
From lazyboneuk.com, giant plushy microbes.
I already have the Plague, as you know, but the others would be welcome. Stick to the top row if possible. There is nothing more pedestrian than giving someone "the flu".
Vikprjonsdottir.com has some of the most intriguing, yet
repulsive knits I have ever seen. This blanket is much like the
popular "as seen on TV" Snuggie, but obviously twice as good.
I am not sure if your are forced to stare at each other awkwardly across the sofa when you wear it. Maybe that is just an awesome side effect.
Etsy.com - Paraphernalia shop - Sleuth
It's not that I want this.
I NEED it.
It is a necklace AND a disguise.
These knitting needles are gorgeous and lethal, just like me. I know, it seems silly to give me weapons. But just imagine what will happen if you don't. It's better for everyone If I get what I want. Get them now at oaklevelforge.com.
This is a pattern for a fish hat from Knitty.com.
I would like someone in my life who would appreciate this enough to wear it. I will knit some right now. If you love me or fear me, you will wear the one I give you.
This is the best thing I have ever seen.
So there you have it. A few of my favorite things. I feel like Oprah, but fatter, poorer, and less black. Whatever, at least my husband isn't a sissy and my best friend isn't Gail. Boo-ya!