2. Dusting the house is for sucks.
3. I am cold all the time. WebMd lists the following conditions associated with the chills:
Generalized Anxiety Disorder - Nope. Therapist confirms.
Cold exposure- I do not go outdoors.
Lyme Disease - Again, no outdoors.
Tuberculosis - Does Asthma count?
Toxic Shock Syndrome - No. Eww.
Abscess - No. Double ewww.
West Nile Virus - Seriously, I am right in not dealing with nature.
Plague - Really?!?!?
Obviously, I have the Plague. Damn. Probably from being around all that dust.