Cyndii Loo Who?

I have many friends. They are very awesome. Tonight I will spotlight one of them.

Meet Cyndii Jo.

Cyndii Jo is my friend. She is all the best parts of Dolly Parton with more class and less ridiculous tits. She is one of the most beautiful people I know. "Cyndii Jo the Wig Ho" is a great hairdresser. Cyndii Jo is a great decorator. She also has impeccable taste in clothing, but not men. I'm working on it. She is learning to do a backflip. She likes rock and roll. Talking to her is like being in Steel Magnolias and Sex in the City at the same time. 

She loves Pancho's cheese dip and Celine Dion. She is the only person I know who has admitted to eating a Baconator. I wish everyone knew how awesome she is. Especially her.