Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Things That Make My Life Harder - Volume 1

In an effort to catalog the growing list of Things That Make My Life Harder, I begin the list. This is by no means comprehensive or, for that matter, coherent.

1. Poor planning from others regarding butchery and the recovery of said butchery.
2. Weather. All of it.
3. People with a spoiler on their pickup truck. I hate you most.
4. Counting stitches. 1,2,3,shhhhh......grrr.....1,2,3.....
5. Oil changes that are really battery and tire changes also. Stupid cars. 
6. People who use the phrase "multinational media conglomerates" 
7. Good bread with a crust that is too big and crusty to be enjoyed and impedes the enjoyment of the good bread.
8. Burnt coffee. With grinds in it. Are we barbarians? 
9. The Who
10. Fake "New TiVo". You are not TiVo and I know it. You will not fool me.

Now I have to lie down.

1 comment:

David said...

Most of these are self-explanatory, but The Who seems like they'd be easily avoided if, for some strange reason, you don't like them.