It's Gonna Be A Grumpy Ride

I have had a bit of a grumpy couple of weeks or so. Why, you ask. Here you go.

The complete lack of a sugar-free, fat free Samoa Girl Scout Cookie

Hipsters and their mere presence keeping me from attending rock shows

Tiny back packs (thanks Lynsey)

Paying for dirt and rocks

April's lack of a stand mixer 

Bobby Jindal's access to microphones and cameras

Weather. All of it

People who can't be bothered to put on clean jeans for a funeral

Skif

Cafe Eclectic not making pistachio cake or cupcakes all the time

Eggs

Cobweb mold. Seriously

Slumdog Millionaire. I haven't seen it. I will not see it. The more you talk about the less likely I will see it. Shut up, already.

Sonic Drive In

Eliza Dushku

Diet root beer is not on tap in my office

No Lobster King. I call bullshit

The lack of knowledge the general public has about dialing long distance correctly

Meat flavored with sugar. Meat should be savory. Stop it, Whole Foods. 

Weddings

TWhirl and Twitter and TweetDeck and stupid Twechnology

Katy fuckin' Perry.

Unless you can fix one or more of these, I probably don't have mush use for you.

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